Today it can be confirmed that 25 year old Timothy Wretchington, who is going through a quarter life crisis, bought a self help book by a leading guru, as a means of finding a way out of these current doldrums.
He graduated with a First Class Honours Degree in Philosophy from Bristol but since then has struggled with the existential weight of his existence.
“I have done everything I can think of, broke up with my girlfriend of seven years thinking she was the problem…..I went around the world, to India, Australia, Latin America and didn’t post one picture to Instagram. That didn’t help either, my mum actually thought I was dead because I had gone quiet on social media…..so I bought this book….”
The self help book listed improving your emotional vocabulary and to break visceral reactions, or to just try looking a pictures of kittens playing.
His housemates can confirm that it hasn’t worked,
“Nah, he is still the same, could be all the weed he smokes though…”